RP - Kill a clanner today, be happy tomorrow! (Atlantean)

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RP - Kill a clanner today, be happy tomorrow! (Atlantean)

Post by Ukblizzard » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:35 pm

Event Calendar Entry:
[img]http://www.ao-universe.com/website/imag ... r/sf_0.png[/img] Kill a clanner today, be happy tomorrow!

Event on: Atlantean
Event Time: [usertime=1195318800] (your time)
Event Duration: aprox. 2 hours

Event Description:
*dramatic orchestra music plays up, lots of brass, drums and a flute piping a gripping melody. An embedded holo-vid shows the stark skylines of Omni-Tek cities, tower sites and Omni-Pol officers doing drills and patrols. The female voice everybody knows from the public loudspeakers delivers the haunting off-comment*

Our sub-division of Omni-Pol is conducting a public awareness campaign in Borealis on

Saturday, 17th of November 29481, 1800 RST (GMT)


It is our goal to remind Omni-Tek employees that chatting, trading and making friendship with clanners is a crime.

Lenience is collaboration.
Tolerance is treason.
Omni-Tek is your friend.

During the event, an info desk will be put in place next to the Omni-Tek recruiter.
People interested in reducing crime, fear and disorder are there given the opportunity to enquire about our work and join the force!

Also, a stricter regime of patrols will be held.

Bring along your family and children, because Borealis is safe for employees and our neutral friends.

Omni-Tek cares.

Free firearms will be dispensed to all employees of 5 years and older.

*the video now shows a towering atrox Omni-Pol officer behind a desk. An employee walks up in a pathetic attempt at appearing natural*

Omni: "Can I have a Jess, please?"
Officer: "Sure. Remember to test your new gun on a clanner!"
Omni: "You're so cool, where do I sign up?"

*a fake clanner with a goat skull on his head walks up. Flies circle around his head, he?óÔé¼Ôäós slack-jawed and squint-eyed, drooling all the time*

Clanner: "Can I have a Jess?"
Officer: *KA-BLAM!* Only the bullets...

*The white OP-logo appears on the screen on a black background*

Omni-Pol protects.


*end of message*
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