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[img]http://www.ao-universe.com/website/imag ... r/sf_0.png[/img] Kill a clanner today, be happy tomorrow! Event on: Atlantean Event Time: [usertime=1195318800] (your time) Event Duration: aprox. 2 hours Event Description: *dramatic orchestra music plays up, lots of brass, drums and a flute piping a gripping melody. An embedded holo-vid shows the stark skylines of Omni-Tek cities, tower sites and Omni-Pol officers doing drills and patrols. The female voice everybody knows from the public loudspeakers delivers the haunting off-comment* Our sub-division of Omni-Pol is conducting a public awareness campaign in Borealis on Saturday, 17th of November 29481, 1800 RST (GMT) It is our goal to remind Omni-Tek employees that chatting, trading and making friendship with clanners is a crime. Lenience is collaboration. Tolerance is treason. Omni-Tek is your friend. During the event, an info desk will be put in place next to the Omni-Tek recruiter. People interested in reducing crime, fear and disorder are there given the opportunity to enquire about our work and join the force! Also, a stricter regime of patrols will be held. Bring along your family and children, because Borealis is safe for employees and our neutral friends. Omni-Tek cares. Free firearms will be dispensed to all employees of 5 years and older. *the video now shows a towering atrox Omni-Pol officer behind a desk. An employee walks up in a pathetic attempt at appearing natural* Omni: "Can I have a Jess, please?" Officer: "Sure. Remember to test your new gun on a clanner!" Omni: "You're so cool, where do I sign up?" *a fake clanner with a goat skull on his head walks up. Flies circle around his head, he?óÔé¼Ôäós slack-jawed and squint-eyed, drooling all the time* Clanner: "Can I have a Jess?" Officer: *KA-BLAM!* Only the bullets... *The white OP-logo appears on the screen on a black background* Omni-Pol protects. *end of message* |