The Minnesota Vikings
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:41 pm
Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in
Hell.
The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas,
mittens and bomber hats, warming them selves around the fire.
The devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit,
ya know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from
Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling
Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here
is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere
at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis
nice."
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the
heat off in Hell.
The next morning, the temperature is 40 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
wail, moan or gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets
there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.
They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad
men.
The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the Heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold an you're still happy. What is wrong
with you two?"
They both look at the devil in surprise and say, "Vell , don't ya know,
if Hell iss froze over dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl."
Hell.
The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas,
mittens and bomber hats, warming them selves around the fire.
The devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit,
ya know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from
Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling
Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here
is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere
at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis
nice."
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the
heat off in Hell.
The next morning, the temperature is 40 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
wail, moan or gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets
there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.
They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad
men.
The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the Heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold an you're still happy. What is wrong
with you two?"
They both look at the devil in surprise and say, "Vell , don't ya know,
if Hell iss froze over dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl."
